Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)
Overview
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Additional Info
| Budget | $30,000,000.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $103,971.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 1.1377 |
Directed By
Steve Miner
Crew
Kelly Bowen
Steve Miner
April Blair
Trevor Short
Richard Fojo
Kristin Bicksler
Andrea Bowman
Rose Librizzi
Tom R. Wilson
Randall Emmett
Avi Lerner
Nancy Nayor
Danny Dimbort
Patrick Cady
Nathan Easterling
Mary Phillips
Dennis Smith
Kristy Horiuchi
Boaz Davidson
Alix Hester
Rachel A. 'Bunny' Walker
Bill Gerber
Adruitha Lee
Robert Larriviere
Amy Sanderson
George Furla
Ren Heeralal
Tony Ward
Joe Simpson
Dean Jones
Jane Oshita
April Blair
Bruce A. Simon
Laura Sylvester
Jack Lynch
Kevin Beard
Kevin Ball
Jessika Brodosi
Gregg Brazzel
Danny Cosmo
Lex D. Geddings
Lena Clark
Holly O'Quin
Jane Oshita
Fabian C. Moreno
Christie Sanders
Steven Ritzi
Arielle Zimmerman
Amy Ann Singh
Stephen Crowley
Kenji Luster
Robert Foster
Ashley Waldron
TOP CAST
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
Stylist
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
Desiree Page
Private Hammaori Sister
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